The more racist the better.
May not be quite what you’re looking for, but I’ll tell it anyway:
Heaven is where the English are the police, the Italians are the chefs, the Germans make the cars and the Swiss organize everything.’
Hell is where the Germans are the police, the English are the chefs, the Spanish make the cars and the Italians organize everything.
There’s several variations on that joke, but that’s the version I remember.
You ARE being facetious, aren’t you?
Pat and Mike were down talking at the pub over a couple of pints…
Mike: “Now, Paddy, me boy, wouldja be after doing meself a favor, after I’m dead and buried in the ground?”
Pat: “Don’t worry yourself, Moiky, of course I will. What wouldja be needing then?”
Mike: “Ahh, Paddy. Wouldja take a quart of the finest Irish whiskey you can find and pour it on me grave?”
Pat: “Ahh, Moiky, that I can do. Wouldja be minding if I passed it through me kidneys once?”
An Italian, a German, and an Irishman walk into a bar and…
Hmm. I’m no good at this.
I trust if we keep these jokes good-natured, the mods won’t shut it down and nobody will get too offended.
Patrick O’Malley had worked at a brewery all his life until the day he fell into a vat of beer and drowned. The foreman called Patrick’s wife to tell her the bad news.
Foreman: Mrs. O’Malley, I’m your husband’s foreman and I have the sad news that your husband fell into a vat of beer and drowned.
Mrs O’Malley: Oh my poor Patrick is gone !! But at least he had a quick death.
Foreman: Well, not really. He climbed out twice to go to the Men’s Room !!!
That joke was printed in “Reader’s DIgest” which could hardly be considered a hotbed of bigotry.
Ein Mann geht in eine Kneipe und sagt “Ich hasse Afrikaner!”
*An Italian, a German, and an Irishman walked into a club.
You’d think the German and the Irishman would’ve seen it before they hit it.*
It’s funnier with seals:
*Two baby seals walked into a club.
Jeez, you’d think the second one would’ve seen it coming.*
Of course, they’re both very, very bad jokes.
We’re not against joke threads in MPSIMS per se. But we definitely are against racist jokes. So your sollicitation for them is a bad idea. Don’t do this again.
Closed.