In a couple weeks, I’ll be participating in a murder mystery for a friend’s birthday. I received my bio today, and I’ll be playing a retired Victorian colonel who may or may not be addicted to opium.
Anyway, according to my bio:
However, I think it would be better to use idioms that don’t really make any sense. Something that sounds like a real idiom, but when you think about it you go “wait, what?”
I’m not as creative, so give us your best!