Lend me your rear!
(As in “Hey, look me over!”)
That’s treading on a slippery slope of thin ice
Ahh! Chili today, hot tamale!
A hand in the bush is worth two birds!
It is better to have lost your glove than to never had a glove at all.
Not quite an idiom, but in a restaurant…
OLLIE: [To waiter] Two beers!
STAN: Yeah, I’ll have two beers too!
True love’s a very stupid thing!
Scotty, zip me up!
This is the 21st century, you greaseball! There’s no such thing as bigotry!
I think my “get up and go” got up and went.
She was only a baker’s daughter, but she made my banana cream!
The nut falls not far from thee!
You can’t see the forest where they chopped down the trees.
My favorite Norm-ism:
Ahh, women! Can’t live with 'em … pass the beer nuts, Woody.
Nitpick: that was Groucho and Chico. A Night At The Opera. I try to use that line every chance I get.
Half of one, six dozen of another.
Just two ships that go bump in the night.
Grab the bear by the horns.
Bury the hatchet at both ends.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
That’s it in a nutcase.
Listen! Do you smell that?
Who do you think you are? Anyway?
Don’t you know who I think I am?
Where there’s a will, there’s relatives.
Don’t count your weasels before they’ve popped.
“It was hotter than a dog’s hind leg!”
“You know what they say: don’t borrow trouble until trouble borrows you!”
It was Laurel and Hardy, too. “Below Zero,” I think.
Of course I know how old this girl is! Two hundred dollars!
Hello? Is this the person to whom I am speaking?