When in France, find true north.
A man with two horses never has to ride alone.
Heed the bugle’s call, or find a closed mess hall.
A man with a plan is superior to a man with a map
You must always ask yourself: " are you heading to the desert, or out of it?"
One of my favorites is by a nameless 8th grade student: I will no longer allow life’s lemons to bludgeon me.
And here are a few of my suggestions
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[li]I’m not saying he’s dumb, but he’s a few spokes short of a wheelbarrow[/li][li]He’s the type of guy you wouldn’t trust to hold your eel[/li][li]If the force isn’t with you, it’s against you[/li][li]It’s like they always say, one man’s badger is another man’s heather[/li][/ul]
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a Japanese beetle?
A kamikaze butterfly.
I say! Not the sharpest tool in the box/the brightest bulb in the chandelier, is he? :dubious:
Rome wasn’t burnt in a day.
I say old boy, don’t just do something, stand there!
Even the potato has eyes.
High tides bring shells, but low tides reveal them.
There are no flavors in the tomb.
The sky is always higher than the bird.
It’s a new year on an old calendar.
The ripest peach has the darkest pit.
Breaking the mirror does not change the glass.
Music dances with the ears of all but the deaf.
Without a master the dog will choose his own chair.
Laughter without humor is like coughing without a cold.
Wow, many of those profound truths gave me chills.
I say! I know a chap so thick he thinks you need a boat to cross Lake Street/Chicken Cacciatore is an Italian movie actress/cunnilingus is an Irish airline!
I say! I’d give my right arm to be bionic!
I’d like to be bionic, if it didn’t cost an arm and a leg!