I need to smooch a woman's neck. Now.

I suppose the subject says it all. I just had a vivid flashback to one of my favorite activities, and that’s applying a little of the ol’ mouth-loving to my lady’s neck. Hickeys are optional, of course – some people need to go out in public occasionally. But I have no lady, hence no neck to feast upon.

To be honest, I could also use some of what the throat-nibbling would most likely lead to. Also mouth-related, in case you’re curious. It’s one of the things I do best in life, and I can’t even make a career out of it.

I have no idea why I posted this. Sympathy? Perhaps a little. A desire to see if the thread will get closed, with or without a stern warning? Doubtful. Fear that any skill set not used will deteriorate? Hell yes.

BRING ME YOUR NECK, WOMAN!

:: Pulls hair out of the way, exposing the curve of her neck ::

Knock yourself out. :smiley:

Do you look like Wesley Snipes in “Blade?” :stuck_out_tongue:

Um…Where do you live?

:smiley:

sigh Another one who lives way too far away from me, dammit!

Aww, sorry, I’m in Michigan this weekend or I’d help you out.

Just become a male prostitute.

I’d offer mine, but it’s reserved at the moment.

Robin

Arden Ranger: [corwin]So, is your hair … green? ;)[/corwin] nibblenibble smooch, nibblesmooch, CLANK Ow. Damn hoop earrings …

Violet, Geobabe, Ice Wolf, chique: I’ll be at the NYC MegaDopeFest this January, since I live in said city. I don’t expect to be bringing a date. See ya there?

Nicklz: The problem is, “male prostitute” typically describes the clientele as well as the provider. Not quite what I’m looking for, y’unnerstand.

MsRobyn: Thanks for the thought, shweetie.

Corwin?!

Well, this will just not do. Julian would have a fit.

As would Benedict and Gerard. Arden gets around in her many guises. :slight_smile: