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You don’t really have to. Only if you feel like it.
Did you hire a native bearer to tote it around, for you?
I’m about to have one. Someone ordered it for me today. Er, not a Plus just a regular 6s.
I’ve never had a smartphone before - wish me luck! 
(Actually wish my Facebook friends luck because their newsfeed is about to blow up with dog pics! Holla!)
Have they started with the “Here are the features in the iPhone 7 that will make your phone obsolete” articles yet?
Sure, my phone used to be it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I got isn’t it, and what’s it seems shiny and unaffordable to me, and it’ll happen to you.
Dang. Did you get a deal on it?
I am holding out for the iPhone 10sx. Its gonna be so cool!
Eh. I’m not digging the phablets. I wear ladies jeans and pants and the GS6edge I already have barely fits in some of the pockets when I need to do that at work. I could probably figure out something else with my bag, but not so much the pants.
Excellent. I’m in the market for a used iPhone5 - I’m assuming the price will be trending gently downward now thanks to selfless people such as yourself 
That’s a cell phone, right? I’ve got a cell phone too!
I haven’t seen a compelling reason to upgrade from my 5s yet. Plus I already have a mini iPad and don’t need another one.
My Motorola StarTac is not impressed
Awesome. Now watch them introduce something totally insane in iOS10.5 that’s supposed to humiliate both your 6s+ and my 6 , and which neither of us actually needs or has any use for.
But who am I to talk, I held on to a 3GS from February 2010 to March 2015…
It’s a pretty powerful computer. The “phone” part might be the least important aspect of a smartphone.
On one hand I wish they’d make an iPhone the size and form of the last couple generations of iPod touch.
On the other If I do get a 6s it will be a plus because I like picture/video viewing with a bigger screen and the rotating home screen.
My 6+, now a few months old, interrupted me while I was presenting to a group with an important prerecorded phone call from my wireless carrier trying to get me to trash it in favor of a 6+S.
Does the 6+S figure out whether the caller is an asswipe phone store grubbing after even more money, and somehow mess them up instead of messing me up? Because if it doesn’t, I don’t see the point…
FWIW, an analyst with a decent track record of predicting upcoming Apple product features says he believes the next generation iPhone will indeed be closer in thinness to the iPod touch. I doubt any new iPhone would have a screen the size of an iPod touch, however.
It always amazes me how if I post “My cancer is in remission” type posts I’ll get 43 likes, but a picture of my dogs playing will get 126 likes.
Yeah, and I didn’t pay all that money to get so damn many telemarketing calls.
I have a 6 and an iPad mini but plan on getting a 7plus next year and combining the two.
Roll on 2016! (Sorry.)