Sorry, what the everliving fuck are you on about? Fuck off, will you? Whoever the fuck you are.
chela’s someone I’ve been vaguely aware of for years now, they’ve sort of been in the “unremarkable but inoffensive” pool of dopers. In the past couple of months, though, they’ve risen up like a bubble of sewer gas in a broken toilet.
This, though? Suggesting that a bog-standard response to a bad pun is a death threat? This crosses into doorhinge territory.
LHOD absolutely nails it and I’m quoting their post in its entirety because it’s so good:
DemonTree’s little “here are two black people who agree with me so you’re a racist if you disagree! Checkmate libtards” routine is supremely tiresome. And par for the course every thread she posts in turns to one of her transphobic rants. She REALLY needs a topic ban.
Yeah your such a sly cunning fuckwit,
Such a master of the slimy slurs bite me dog breath.
DemonTree? More like DemonStrawman
Since that thread is now under mod sanction, I just wanted to post here (since I’m sure she’ll read it)
That’s exactly what anti-racism is. If each group isn’t equally represented, they need to be given privileges until they are.
We already know you have no idea what anti-racism actually is, no need to keep on illustrating it.
I was also thinking of Bone , who gave his reasons for leaving in a post (and it wasn’t racism
Yeah, maybe he shouldn’t have tried to start a board war, as a mod, on a subject he couldn’t win and was on the wrong side of things on… the post hoc “Oh, all my conservative bros have fled” rationale rang kind of hollow after that, his name was already mud.
That’s probably because you haven’t read the threads on woke racism in schools.
@Left_Hand_of_Dorkness I’m afraid your very professional posts in those threads have gone right through the empty space between her ears with no impression. Or she’s accusing you of posting in them without reading them, but that would be way too subtle and clever given her record.

Bull shit, in the context of this thread I call it foul.
So report it – there has been at least one banning based on a death threat down here in the Pit – and see what happens.

Yeah your such a sly cunning fuckwit,
WTF? It was a joke. About puns.
{…} If each group isn’t equally represented, they need to be given privileges until they are. {…}
I would really love to know what the fuck she’s talking about. Given that “Blacks are getting special privileges that Whites don’t get!” is a historic racist trope, it really isn’t a good look for you @DemonTree.
I will merely point out the giant irony of calling me a fuckwit while being unable to spell you’re or use a comma correctly.
That, and repeat my invitation that you fuck off. I have no idea why you chose me for this little flaming-out performance art exercise you have going on, but I’m not particularly fazed.
I’ve heard better insults just walking past the drugged-out streetwalkers berating their Johns. Oh, BTW, your mom says “Hi!”
She can’t be racist, she has a Black niece!
I did but my experience with Miller is they’re asleep at the wheel. I’ll get a robo email from them in about a week.

they’re asleep at the wheel.
You are saying that you want Miller to die in a fiery car crash???
For shame!!

I have no idea why you chose me for this little flaming-out performance art exercise you have going on, but I’m not particularly fazed.
IAN chela and cannot speak for her/him, but my interpretation of what happened here is as follows:
MrDibble’s post #156 quotes DemonTree from the other thread:

“There are two primary theories. The one I agree with, and this one line caricature.” I’d give you an F for this argument. [i.e., DemonTree thinks the quoted paraphrased argument deserves a low grade.]
chela mistakenly thinks that the “I’d give you an F” remark is MrDibble’s own response to DemonTree, and asks in post #157 whether the “F” stands for “fucking” or a death threat.
[Which, btw, ?? Personally, I have never heard the expression “giving somebody an F” interpreted as any kind of threat of physical violence, no idea where chela got that.]
So ISTM this whole pileup is ultimately based on chela’s original misunderstanding of which poster said what. (And also weirdly deciding that the expression “I’d give you an F” counts as some kind of death threat.)
I assumed “give you an F” meant a failing grade. There is no other reasonable interpretation.
(Though I think chela was referring to the hanging line, which was a joke.)

chela mistakenly thinks that the “I’d give you an F” remark is MrDibble’s own response to DemonTree, and asks in post #157 whether the “F” stands for “fucking” or a death threat.
It’s even dumber than that.
Here’s the chain of posts:

So you could say they’ve found common …
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Turf. YEAAAAHHHHHH!

Hanging’s too good for some people…

Is this cowboy speak for I want to fuck you or a casual death threat?
Oh, I see. Yeah, I don’t know either how anybody could possibly interpret that joke as either a sexual invitation or any kind of seriously-intended threat.
I’ll explain, they wrote ”hanging is too good for some people,”in response to a post about terfs. since we’re in the pit, where their hatred of the targeted sdmb members is loud and clear, I took it literally. That’s why I called them a sly cunning fuckwit. They know it too.
Put some flowers on her grave would ya?