I pit jtur88

Strange - considering I’ve seen jtur88 eel into, and then eviscerate on, many of the threads I read - that I haven’t seen him here to at least try to stand up for himself.
So does the SDMB make pit threads invisible to pitees, then?

(yeah yeah yeah - a still-somewhat-noob post)

Oh pity the pitee

No.

jtur88: Whatadouche.

Could he have been a truck driver? :confused:

Let’s see if there is a trail of mutilated corpses.

…or pregnant farm animals.

With deliveries to almost every county in the US? :dubious: 36 counties have populations of less than 1,000. They don’t even have towns of any size. What exactly was he delivering there?

Here’s a map of US counties. Try plotting a route that will take you to almost all of them. It would be tens of thousands of miles.

Visiting all the counties in the US would be extremely time consuming, very expensive, and completely pointless. And he claims to have visited most of them twice.

Given what he peddles here, perhaps manure?

Perhaps he’s one of Santa’s little helpers, distributing gifts to sorting centers in advance of the Christmas eve rush.

In this thread he was called on a mistake he made in a Thread Game, and refused to admit iteven when confronted with overwhelming evidence he was wrong.

My all-time fave jtur88 post is the one where he claims to have never have suffered any physical injuries (as an adult, anyway) because he is “mentally alert and cognizant of danger.”

The guy is either superhuman or a chronic confabulator. I’m going with the latter.

I think I get how he visited so many counties. He walked by wormholes linking to them and when he came back, they disappeared.

You just gotta know he’s loving THIS attention, right here! (Not that I matters, he’s still an ass!)

Meh, the guys an asshole but I’ve never seen any indication that he’s Stormfront material. Sometimes an 88 is just an 88; I’m registered here on an email address ending in 88 that I’d been using for at least a decade before I found out about the Aryan Nations use of it. Fuck the neo-nazis, are we supposed to stop using the number 14 for them too?

I never connected the 88 / hh thing. I assumed he’s 88 years old, or knows 88 languages or has delivered 88 babies, or has tasted 88 varieties of grasshopper or has possibly scaled Mt Everest 88 times. I don’t think he’s a neo Nazi; but I bet he can tell you all about them.

Agreed; the accusation would have to be backed up by cites from his posts; otherwise, it could be entirely innocent.

Besides, “88” means “love and kisses” in the old Telegrapher’s code.

What is the reference to 14? I don’t know that one.

(The old telegrapher’s code for 14 is “What is the weather?”)

I know complete idiots that have never injured anything ever, god knows how
I am pretty sure that i am mentally alert and cognizant and yet have had enough injuries that my body now rejects uninjured tissue.

Was there something he was actually attempting to prove with that statement?

If you club him in the back of the head, does it magically not count?

Or he’s a Dale Earnhardt jr fan, which is what it turned out to be the last time someone with 88 in their username was called out for the Nazi reference.

And herehe claims to be a flat-Earther.

I’m going with trolling.