I pit people who hate Marshmallow Peeps

I used to think that orange circus peanuts were the worst candy ever to be expelled from the bowels of Beelzebub.

Then I had a peep.

I’ll stand up in defense of the peeps. We make a delicious toasted marshmallow flavored latte topped with a peep. Power to the Peeps!! :smiley:

Shakespeare could not have put it more succinctly.

I hate Peeps and I won’t apologize for it! You can’t make me!

Now any of you people (peeple?) who don’t like Cadbury Creme eggs, we might have to have words…

Peeps are the Devils poop.

Peeps are disgusting and people who like peeps are also disgusting.

:smiley:

Cadbury Creme Eggs are disgusting and the people who like Cadbury Creme Eggs are also disgusting.

:smiley:

Pecan pie. Go, and sin no more.

Pecan pie is disgusting and people who like pecan pie are also disgusting.

Personally I love pecan pie.

Exactly. If I’m going to indulge in a bunch of empty calories, I’m damn well going to make them worth it.

My mom loves Peeps and gives me a three-pack every year for Easter. I don’t have the heart to tell her that I think they’re disgusting.

Go ahead, don’t worry about it, she already hates you.

But…but…she gives me Cadbury eggs too! That’s love in chocolate form!

chickens gave up their lives to make them.

people should be polite, eat one and say it was good.

Don’t try to understand, she’s a Mom, which is like being a woman, only more so.

Peeps have no fat and fewer calories than chocolate.

Ok, people, if your peeps are hard and chewy, they’re stale. Go get some fresh ones, which are light and fluffy, and well, a marshmallow with sugar on it. Delicious.

I tried Peeps last year based on hearing about them on the Straight Dope so much - I did not like them. Sorry - I tried. :slight_smile:

Heresy!

Stale Peep = Delicious Peep.

And I Pit everyone who doesn’t think so!

Cadbury Cream Eggs are Manna from Heaven. The best thing is waiting until right after Easter and going to the store and hoarding all of them up since they’re on sale.

That’s probably why they suck so bad.