When, oh when, will we learn not to let cousins marry!
With vanilla ice cream and espresso. Fuckin’ heaven, I tells ya.
If left open in a cabinet for a few weeks to solidify they are edible, but fresh, Peeps are an abomination.
For me they have 0 calories.
Why? Let them continue with their folly. They’re only hurting themselves - and leaving more delicious Peeps for ME! 
Bumped.
Be afraid. Be very afraid: https://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/product/pancakes-syrup-chicks/
I decided not to bump this thread to mention it years ago, but since Elendil 2.0 did, I’ll share a travel tip:
Go to church.
Bear with me here… We were bumming around Florida (Keys, Sanibel Island…) and walked into a random church* in Ft. Myers Beach on Easter morning. The pastor had all the kids come down and sit on a rug with him, and gave a sermon based on PEEPS! Then he passed out Real Peeps (no crazy flavors or sprinkles)… to everyone in the church!
Halleloooooooooo…!
*Sorry, no idea which denomination. White bread Protestant (Methodist, Congo, Presby?), oh, one stained glass window had a seagull in it, if that helps.
watch it there bud.
This is what I think of when I think of peeps which is not very often:
Just because you can put something in your mouth doesn’t make it edible.
I give mine to people who like Peeps so what y’all hating me for?
What kind of deranged product has pancake & syrup flavour AND root beer flavour?
Dave Barry had a column a long time back where he explained where foods you eat end up in your body. Vienna sausages end up in the penis and Marshmallow Peeps became–
PUS!
^^^Ewwww. I have never eaten one. Don’t plan on starting. I have a feeling I would die. But, hey, to each his own.
I have no opinion. We did not have Peeps when I was a young’un. I cannot recall seeing them in a store, even. Only heard of them in my late 30s. Still have not seen one IRL, in or out of a package. Somehow I do not feel like I am missing out on anything.
Put a Peep in the microwave and set it on high for 20 seconds or so. Highly educational.
Nope. Not doing that. I’m not in the mood to be educated or having to clean the microwave. If any one does it, I want to see pictures.
(I dare you, Gatopescado)
I’ve already had my annual box of conjoined lavender bunny peeps. Yeah, my own personal tradition. And I had to take an extra shot of insulin.
Girl, you got more balls than me. I will enjoy them vicariously through you.
Not to worry, you can find it on youtube. There are at least more than one videos of peeps microwavery.