So, welcome back, spuffmunki, to the devolution of your brain. If you have a life, return at once.
I have a collection of unremarkable rocks that I don’t yet know what to do with.
Well, put 'em back in your head.
Just another day of rain in Florida; I’m sure the ducks and frogs love it.
What are you planning for dinner? Duckfrogen? As a vegetarian, I hate it.
I got my laundry done this morning. I love clean clothes.
Do you really think we want to read you exult about completing routine household tasks?
Well, it’s Tuesday. Again.
That was so banal and uninspired, it almost killed the thread.
The Expanse got picked up by Amazon after Syfy dropped it. Rejoice!
Why not do something to actually help humanity instead of being so focused on a stupid TV show?
My feet are a little sore right now.
Well, wash them, for Pete’s sake- I can smell you from here.
All my students passed the World History finals!
Yes, and knowing World History really helps one get a job.
Sunny weather! Finally!
You let the weather dictate your emotions? Hmmm.
It seems that local honey eases my allergy symptoms. Niiiice.
Shame on you - all honey is the product of enslaved and exploited bees. Is it worth their suffering just so that you don’t sniffle quite so much? Down with the oppressive patriarchal apiarist tyranny!
Almost time for lunch with my friend Jim.
“White Power” Jim?
I think I’ll binge watch Netflix this weekend.
Yeah, we wouldn’t want you to do any volunteer work or help another human being or anything, right?
Jim (not “White Power” Jim, no) and I had a good lunch together.
You’re the reason they brought back Fuller House.
Have a Break, Have a Kit Kat
I don’t have any Kit Kats, in fact, I don’t have any chocolate, but now I want some. So no chocolate, no break for me that’s so inconsiderate.
I’m very happy to be home from work.
Simple minds, simple pleasures.
Hey, I hear a plane flying nearby.
Ableist! I’m deaf!
Started cooking dinner for my wife.
What did the poor woman do to deserve that?
The woman who does the Lexus commercials has a very sexy voice.
Sex and cars, so cliché’. No doubt you’d buy a car based on anything a female salesperson would say. Good gawd! Gullible!
Cool clear water is what I’m drinking.
Billions of people around the world are dying, literally, to be able to write that sentence.
Time to look up some Dvořák music on YouTube.
Great! Another so-called “intellectual” posting highbrow comments.
I’m going to my neighbor’s garage sale tomorrow to score some bargains.