Trail mix isn’t as healthy as you think it is. It has M&M’s in it!
I’m listening to some Michael Jackson right now. [This should be an easy one.]
The pedophile who killed himself with drugs?
I’m listening to some Pete Seeger right now.
The Communist sympathizer who hypocritically sneered at all the working-class people who could only afford to live in “ticky-tacky little boxes?”
I remember being moved by the song “If I Had a Hammer.”
Hammers kill people, you know.
A friend bought me breakfast today.
You could have at least shown some gratitude for that kind act, you ungrateful wretch.
I bought a few things at a home improvement store this evening.
Cooking up some more meth in your new improved home lab, huh? And I bet you weren’t even going to share any with the rest of us, jerk!
You are reading this comment.
If you want a witty retort to that, then next time I suggest that you get somebody else to write it!
You are reading this comment.
Are you implying that is some kind of a major achievement for me? I taught myself to read when I was four years old, and have probably been reading longer than you’ve been alive, you cretin.
I got a lead on buying a new fixer-upper house!
What, hoping you can find a hidden stash in a vacated crack house? What’s the fixer-upper, replacing the meth explosion?
Had fun riding Go-Karts at Frankie’s Fun Palace yesterday.
Act your age, would ya? Jeez.
I’m listening to some Marvin Gaye right now.
Great. Remind me that I thought reports of his death after being shot by his father on April 1, , 1984 was a big April Fool’s Joke.
I’m going to listen to my Russian recording of Chicago tonight.
Are you kidding me? Haven’t you heard of the probe into Russian’s interfering with the election!
My son is coming over for dinner this evening.
Great. You’re still enabling that worthless loser who continues to be a leech on society and is always looking for a handout.
It’s really hot outside.
Then why don’t you just go inside and stop bitchin about it already?
I worked half a day today.
Wonderful. This is the state of this generation, filled with lazy bums who can’t think of anything but skipping work. This is truly the end of times.
Maple Hill is a city in Wabaunsee County, Kansas, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 620.
Kansas? Anything named MAPLE should be in New England.
I am a New Englander, born and bred from way back to the colonial days.
IN-bred, more likely, judging by the semi-coherent content of your 'way too many posts. And frankly, that kind of smug regionalism has no place in today’s interconnected world.
I favor world peace.
Frankly, we’re all getting bored with your tiresome repetition of worn-out liberal platitudes.
I have an uncle named Frank.
As in Frank N. Stein? Is that where you got your cadaverous skin from?
Working from home today.
Yeah, I was thinking of calling in sick also, but I sucked it up to do my job.
I am meeting my wife for lunch today.