I can’t believe you’re making fun of people who don’t know how to speak French!
I hate washing dishes.
You really should think about the people that wish they had food to put on dishes.
My husband is flying home tonight.
Flying high on goof balls, you mean? He’s a menace to society. How many children have to die this time?
Local news in LA is the worst in the country.
How hard is it not to turn the TV on, anyway? Read a book, take a walk, teach a disadvantaged kid to read, volunteer in your local soup kitchen. Jeez.
I keep listening to Cheap Trick’s “Stop This Game”: Stop This Game - YouTube
Don’t you know if you listen to their lyrics backwards it’s satanic?
It got over 100° today.
Oh, poor you. You have weather where you live. I’m so sorry.
I wear socks with my sandals sometimes. It’s comfy.
I’m glad you get to be “comfy” while those around you are constantly considering gouging out their eyes to avoid seeing your fashion disaster.
My dog has decided no place but the exact center of the bed is good enough, even if I happen to be lying in that spot.
Ewwwe, that’s gross. Your dog has been rolling in stinky crap all day, and you let him on your bed. You’re nasty.
I am getting sleepy.
I think that I speak for most of the rest of the board when I say that I’d like to apologize to any insomniacs that read this absolutely unwarranted insult by Beckdawrek to anybody with sleep deprivation issues. The comment was callous and insensitive and in no way, shape or form represents the views of the rest of us.
stamp, tacit, fertile, battle, arrive.
n/m
I have cracked your secret code, and have reported you to the authorities.
It’s sad that Matt “Guitar” Murphy, a member of the original Blues Brothers band, has died.
Dying is a part of the cycle and it happens, get used to it.
We had Taco Bell for dinner tonight, first time in ages, I enjoyed it.
I hope you night Pepto Bismal and toilet paper on the way home. I will warn the neighbors.
Both of my cats are sleeping on my lap. I can’t move.
Your passivity is a gift to the cats but have you ever thought of growing a spine and taking care of yourself.
Sometimes I have to open the doggy door for my regressing dog.
“Regressing”? I’m glad to see that those nine years of college paid off for something other than making you 1999’s beer pong champion.
This thread is okay.
Well, hey, thanks for your approval. Next time why don’t you wait until someone asks for your opinion.
I’m hungry and I don’t know what I want.
800 million people don’t have enough to eat, and you’re whining about your choices? Show a little empathy, would you?
My daughter just called to wish me a happy Father’s Day.
So you’re telling us that, over the years, you’ve entirely broken her spirits and she is now entirely obedient to the oppressive patriarchal hierarchy. Nice job, Papa Tyrant.
I lost my scissors, but now I have them again.
I seem to recall you losing them before, too. What’s with you and your inability to keep track of sharp objects? You are truly a menace to society.
I think I’ll have a beer.
Back on the sauce, eh?
Nice chicken for dinner tonight.