Enjoy it while you can. We might just be hours away from either complete environmental collapse, a global pandemic or World War III.
Excuse me a moment while I check my cellphone, please.
You’re so addicted to technology. Smart phone, bah! More like make-you-dumb phone!
I had leftovers for lunch today.
Out of the dumpster behind Arby’s I bet, you filth. How many raccoons did you have to fight and kill? How many maggots did you have to brush off of your half eaten roast beef sandwich? I bet that horsey sauce was none too fresh either.
I’m so hungry, I could eat at Arby’s
Please just stop your complaining, would it really kill you to cook once in awhile?
Cinnamon smells very nice.
Rosemary is also fragrant.
So says the stinky people.
I just saw an ignorant commercial.
Sounds like you’re the perfect audience.
I get to build a 1500-slide course today. Joy.
Most normal people would stop at 1499 slides. Joy.
I don’t know anyone named Joy.
Which I’m sure makes the world a better place for all the Joys in it.
I’m feeling grumpy today.
Stop bragging about your sex life with the 7 dwarfs, Snow White.
I dropped a glass, but it did not break.
You and your fancy glasses. You think you’re so much better than those of us with fragile glasses, huh?
I think waterfalls are pretty.
What?! WHAT?!!! HOW DARE YOU!! Well, I never- No. No. I’m not going to give you the satisfaction. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Hakuna Matata.
Disney is doing just fine on their own and doesn’t need your help to achieve complete dominion over our culture.
I think daffodils are prettier than tulips.
So much for your late opinion, it’s not spring you know. Wake up and smell the flowers!
I bought a new outfit for vacation.
Ah, wearing clothes you bought at WalMart for your annual trip to Target?
Chocolate chip ice cream is my favorite.
Come on, now. All right-thinking people know that raspberry sherbet is much better.
I could go for a dish of raspberry sherbet right now, come to think of it…
Seriously??? For real (really …for REAL!), I’m trying to break an “ice cream at bedtime” habit. Thanks a lot!
I wonder if they make raspberry and chocolate ice cream. It’s just a block to the grocery store…
Do you know what could happen to you while walking that block? It could start raining. A car could hit you. You could get mugged. Or raped. Or fall down and break a bone. Or the store could not have the stuff you want. Or they could be sold out. Or maybe you wouldn’t like the brand they have. And ice cream makes you fat. And doesn’t chocolate make you break out?
(The above was channeling my mother, who could give you twenty reasons not to do anything within a minute)
I got a great weekend planned.
Looking through wallpaper swatches sounds like quite a doozy.
I went back to Sultantheme, even though I can’t see what I highlight.
Right. Because obviously you decided that using a style that was essentially the exact same thing, only with the ability of highlighting, was too much of an advantage. And let nobody say that Knowed Out has ever done anything using a modicum of logic and good sense. For Pete’s sake…
Pizza is the perfect food.