Here in New Jersey, you have to lock your kitchen door or total strangers will come in and leave zucchini on your table (that’s true).
I got some great mangoes at the grocery.
You going to break into somebody’s house and leave those in their kitchen too?
I got Bob Ross sticky notes for Xmas. He likes mountains.
Speaking of hacks, I guess you need to post reminders to add to your “Elvis on black velvet” collection!
I usually drink peppermint tea at work. It does not get me jittery from caffeine, and I love the flavor.
I see. So you are “that” guy. Ew.
Judo is an Olympic sport.
Who asked anything about judo or the Olympics? You really exist in your own little world, don’t you?
I’m making tacos for dinner tonight.
No, don’t cook at home. Support El Paso Restaurant. They need the business after having to come up with $650,000 in back pay to staff they’ve ripped off.
Actually, we’re meeting wife’s brother at an El Paso tomorrow. (true) I’d rather boycott them.
So you can’t make the effort to stand up for your beliefs? I’m going to have to borrow Cardigan’s reply above, Meow [whip crack]
I gave my cat a brushing a while ago, working to prevent hairballs
Did you do any other work today, probably not.
I had a good day.
You just say that without asking me how my day was?
It’s been a while since I looked at Thread Games.
Thank you, we appreciated the peace.
We had lovely weather today.
So you could finally bury those bodies that have been rotting under your porch?
Kittens are fwuffy!
People who deliberately misspell are stooooooooooopid.
I just love being sarcastic.
Yes, we figured that out, since you spew your sarcasm all over this board.
I love dogs.
Of course you do. That’s the only sort of friend you can ever have. Humans won’t certainly subject themselves willingly to your company just because you give them a piece of bacon occasionally.
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Oh look, you discovered the shift key makes numbers different. What’s next, figuring out which direction arrow keys point?
I’m having dirty rice and coleslaw for lunch.
Oh c’mon. If you drop your rice on the floor, make some more, its cheap. The five-second rule does not apply to things that are wet and sticky, especially dropped on your floor!
The weekends have been rainy, and I still have not got my deck ready for summer.
Excuses, excuses. Procrastinate much?
Yellow and blue make green, that’s nice.
I’m colour blind you insensitive prat!
Kate is such a lovely person.
Did you… did you just post a link about a couple of youtubers who apparently are just opening and eating a box of biscuits? Look, I wasn’t on board with the idea of banning millenials from this site, but you just made me change my mind. Everybody who grew up with an internet connection is mentally unhinged beyond repair. Ban them all.
Wellington is the capital of New Zealand.
Would you prefer it was Kaihoro? The skies opened up and pointed at that town. When the aliens from Crumb’s Crunchy Delights turned the entire population into the next galactic taste sensation, there were surely no glowing fingers on those bastards.
The threat of radiation doesn’t necessarily bother me.