[QUOTE=Frylock]
My mother-in-law knows there is a joke where the punchline is “mole asses” but does not know the joke.
It is probably a pun on “molasses” but we don’t know how the pun would be set up.
-FrL-
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There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, Mmmmm, I smell sausage..
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes..
The baby mole could not stick his head out, and from under the hole he said: I can only smell the …