The Sexy Turkey Hat.
Knitting Dopers, you now have a mission.
This is disturbing. On a number of levels.
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Oh, I see the sexy all right, but the hat is in the way. 
I see the scary. That bit is quite clear.
I want one.
jayjay once offered to knit me a sweater if I bought the yarn … maybe he’d knit this instead.
See the turkey, baste the turkey.
2 Thanksgiving Knitting Patterns - Sexy Turkey Hat and Turkey Tea Cozy
Which one’s which?
Perhaps it’s supposed to be sexy to turkeys? But I think they would be a bit put off by the human stuck to the turkey’s butt.
I see the hysterically funny
Clearly, you didn’t click on the pic for the larger view.
Excuse me, I need to go break out the host of DO NOT WANT lolcats/dogs.
It’s the little details like the turkey shit in her teeth that make it really special.
I am thoroughly traumatized. Thanks, jsgoddess.
Maybe it’s only sexy if you’re a turkey.
What the hell is in her teeth? I’ve already spent too much time trying to figure out what it is.
Not all of our costumes are sexy!
We have
Sexy Nurse
Sexy Cop
Sexy FireFighter
Sexy Turkey
and Frog
I never knew turkeys wore glasses.
I think they’re just ceramic braces, aren’t they?
Not before Thanksgiving…
I am, however, intrigued after looking at it. There’s probably a lot of joining involved…alas, I have two other projects on needles that need to be done by at least New Year’s (given that one’s a baby blanket for a child who’s due Dec 23 and one’s a Christmas gift), and I’d have to set aside my plans for a knitted Flying Spaghetti Monster for a bit…hmmm…
I kind of thought the guys would be looking at other things besides her teeth…
and the hat.
‘Clear’ braces?
Yes, there is a turkey.