Person #1: Well, anything can sell if you put the word “sexy” in it.
Person #2: I don’t believe that
Person #1: wel;l, I’ll prove it. You come up with something and I’ll put ity on a webpage with “Sexy” in front, and I guarantee it will sell.
Person #2 ANYthing?..
I knew what this was going to be before I opened the thread. The crochet version. This woman is infamous on knitting boards for her *interesting * designs. To see the full glory of her patterns, look here. You may want to put on sunglasses first.
Holy shit. She’s one fruity headdress and a set of castanets away from Charro.
I think you mean Carmen Miranda. Charro was just know for her coochie-coochie and huge … tracts of land, no fruity headdresses.
Oh, and I’m not so sure those are braces of any flavour. They don’t seem to follow the contour of the teeth. They look more like dentures that have been carelessly left to soak for a few days in a small saucer of tea, where tea dried up leaving only a ring where the milky skin stuck to the enamel, and she tried to brush it off but by then it had stained.
Or something to that effect.
Whoops, you’re right. I knew it was one of those flamboyant dancers. 
*She’s bringing TurkeyBack
Them other girls just buy off the rack
She thinks you’re special, but what the hell is that?
So sit right down and she’ll knit you a hat
Take 'em to the bridge…*
I actually prefer the crochet version to the knit one. I’m not sure I would wear it on my head though. I guess I could always stick it on each of the kids and take pictures for later use. It’s neat in an awful way, and now I want one. Though I don’t think I’d ever take a stab at it.
But this is just beyond scary.
This is insufficient warning.
EYE BLEACH. NOW. OH GOD, THE BURNING.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys were sexy.
There are pictures that show her full sized. At first, I thought her butt was a little big for my tastes. Then I realized that it must be because of the stuffing.
Gah! Where’s the mind bleach when you need it.
She’s an anomaly. In some pictures, she looks pretty hot. In others, she’s scary.
You take that back right now. Carmen Miranda was sexy and fun and all things right. Turkey monster here is just abominable.
You misspelled welding helmet.
But that doesn’t excuse Warning! This picture is almost as scary as my other link, I’m no beauty queen, but if I were trying to sell my wares, and looking at her bio it seems that she could find someone, anyone else to model. Though a lot of those things are different, there’s an audience for a great many things I don’t subscribe to.
Was that better Mindfield? 
Missed the edit window because of board burping.
And for the hell of it:
Horny Toad Slippers
Sexy saucey showgirl costume :eek:
Christmas tree hat
Different.
Sexy Mustard!
I had no idea crocheting was so bad for your teeth.