[QUOTE=Labelless]
Was that better Mindfield? 
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Better warning, though this image wasn’t a patch on the previous one, which helpfully included a second model which, when clicked upon, is BLIND! OH GOD SOMETHING JUST EXPLODED IN MY EYE SOCKETS AND I’M BLIND! rather disturbing.
In this picture, other than the teeth, it just looks like Frosty took a dump on her head.
[QUOTE=jsgoddess]
The Sexy Turkey Hat.
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<jennifer lopez> “Gobble, gobble.” </jl>
not a bad rack, tho
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
<jennifer lopez> “Gobble, gobble.” </jl>
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God, doesn’t that add all kinds of new levels of “ewwwwwwwww”!
[QUOTE=Sapo]
You take that back right now. Carmen Miranda was sexy and fun and all things right. Turkey monster here is just abominable.
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My dear Sapo, I said nothing disparaging about the wonderful Ms. Miranda. I used to watch all those old movies of hers when I was a kid, I loved her. I dressed up as her for Halloween once. When I got older and read more about her I was pleased to find out that she was quite the firecracker.
I was only clearing up Mindfield’s wrong perception that fruity headdresses and castanets equal Charo.
Now if Mindfield’s intent was to disparage the lovely Ms. Miranda, then you’ll have to take that up with him. He’s over there! Go get 'em!
Hmm, Cervaise, it almost looks like her teeth were badly Photoshopped in that link to hide the braces.
[QUOTE=Labelless]
…But this is just beyond scary.
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No, that just plain scary. This is “beyond” scary.
[QUOTE=garygnu]
This is “beyond” scary.
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“It’s a brain sucker.”
“What’s it doing?”
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
“It’s a brain sucker.”
“What’s it doing?”
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It’s ‘nesting’.
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
“It’s a brain sucker.”
“What’s it doing?”
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Starving.
I have seen this one on the now-defunct You Knit What?!. Fortunately the archives are still up, though!
[QUOTE=Labelless]
Sexy saucey showgirl costume :eek:
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That’s … unbearably disturbing.
[QUOTE=badbadrubberpiggy]
I have seen this one on the now-defunct You Knit What?!. Fortunately the archives are still up, though!
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I cannot thank you enough for that link.
[QUOTE=Labelless]
I cannot thank you enough for that link.
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Yeah. They made me sad when they stopped doing that site…
I’d gobble her up.
But I have low standards.
[QUOTE=Labelless]
Sexy saucey showgirl costume :eek:
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Why? Why did I click that? WHY? If “sexy” was bad, I should have known that having to throw “saucy” into the mix meant it was so über bad that my brain stem would had no choice but to leap down my throat and try to throttle me.
[QUOTE=Labelless]
Sexy saucey showgirl costume :eek:
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My God, she is full of sauce.
I have reported you. I hope you get banned for this.
[QUOTE=badbadrubberpiggy]
I have seen this one on the now-defunct You Knit What?!. Fortunately the archives are still up, though!
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She doesn’t post very often, but I’ve always enjoyed The 4th Knitter of the Apocalypse.
[QUOTE=Sapo]
My God, she is full of sauce.
I have reported you. I hope you get banned for this.
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But, but…
Nothing goes with turkey like sauce.
My apologies Mindfield, I feel as though I’ve needlessly tormented you today.
[QUOTE=Savannah]
Oh, my goodness.
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My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
