Spinal Tap for me.
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Beat you to it. Maybe I was too subtle.
Sounds like somebody needs to spend more time on the stairclimber. 
Nah, the worst thing in the world is the high speed meeting of two sets of hip bones. That really hurts.
The woman in the video is an actress who appears in several other videos on You Tube. I’m not conversant with woman’s sizes, but I’m guessing she’s never been more than a size 6 in her life. This, in conjunction with the way the video is cut, leads me to believe that they were using a body double for the posterior shot. In the context of the OP, it amuses me to believe that they grabbed one of the chunkier gaffer’s assistants on the set and dressed him in Santa garb for the “behind” view.
a very elegant turn of phrase, I must say.
It would only be made worse by the presence of ass ribs (see: prime rib ass).
Ass ribs would be cool, because you could play them like a xylophone using your man bits.
Assribs= the new Assbitches?
Just as a side note “Santa” is actually actress Stacy Edwards. I knew she looked familair. I remember her mainly from the “Socratic Method” epsisode from House.
A bit off-topic, but this reminds me of an Isaac Asimov limerick (or at least a version of it, since I’ve heard several versions of the first line):
A woman from North Carolina
Tied fiddle strings ‘cross her vagina,
With proper sized cocks
What was sex became Bach’s
Tocatta and fugue in G Minor
Someone with your username posting to this thread made my day.
Are you sure you haven’t heard several versions of the last line as well? The famous Bach piece is “Toccata and Fugue in D minor”.
The key varies, depending on the vagina.
I believe I quote the great artist Nelly when I say, “Is that ya ass or ya mama half-reindeer?”
Omigosh, she was so wonderful and heartbreaking as Christine in “In the Company of Men”, and now she’s doing commercials? Unfair.
Now that you mention it, it was the D minor.
Next time I see her, I’ll tell her she needs to get her vagina tuned.
That commercial probably took less than a day to shoot, and she made thousands of dollars for doing it. Unfair is right! :smack:
There’s no way that butt belongs to her. It’s just so… big.
Stuff her stockings indeed.
I don’t know – the butt in the picture is so lumpy and covered, I think it’s padded artificially and not especially erotic. It’s just an expanse of red cloth. Not even Sir Mixalot would pound off to that. Still, the OP is amusing.
Referring to her buttocks as a toilet is offensive and inappropriate. In our house we call it a shitcutter.
Toilets or buttocks? 