[QUOTE=Santo Rugger]
Toilets or buttocks? 
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I’m sorry I should have been clear. The Buttocks is the Shitcutter
The bajingo is called “the pissflaps”
[QUOTE=fatgail]
I’m sorry I should have been clear. The Buttocks is the Shitcutter
The bajingo is called “the pissflaps”
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Sweet sugarcoated Christ! I’m not sure what’s funnier - “bajingo” or “pissflaps.”
One new keyboard, please…it’s gonna be a bitch getting the coffee out of there.
Erm, my keyboard, not my bajingo.
Obviously.
I didn’t realize she was the mom that I wanted to call on the bone phone at the beginning of Superbad! I’m even happier now.
I didn’t laugh in this thread until I read the phrase “call on the bone phone.” Now I can’t stop.
“Baa jaa nnn ggg ooo
Baa jaa nnn ggg ooo
Baa jaa nnn ggg ooo
Bajingo was her tang…”
Anyone notice they are selling Special K Protein Water?
snerk 
:dubious: :eek:
[QUOTE=newcrasher]
Anyone notice they are selling Special K Protein Water?
snerk :dubious: :eek:
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Whey and sugar water. Or dip a chicken wing in some watery Koolaid.
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
VCO3, more entertaining before name change IMHO.
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Ah; I had no idea. That explains why I don’t feel comfortable discussing film with him; his superior knowledge just blows me away every time.
Not sure how this wound up in the pit, but I’m glad it did, because –
No offense, but stay the fuck away from any woman I care about, am related to, know even casually, or have ever said hi to. And all the other women, as well.
[QUOTE=fatgail]
I’m sorry I should have been clear. The Buttocks is the Shitcutter
The bajingo is called “the pissflaps”
[/QUOTE]
I’d like to take this opportunity to offer you a warm warm welcome to the SDMB.
(Bajingo! Pissflaps! I’m dyin’ over here!)
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]
I betcha Lauren Graham has a highly poundable ass.
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Amen to that, brother Doug, AMEN to that…
mmm…Lauren…/drool
[QUOTE=Skara_Brae]
Just as a side note “Santa” is actually actress Stacy Edwards. I knew she looked familair.
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She is so typecast.
[QUOTE=Skara_Brae]
Just as a side note “Santa” is actually actress Stacy Edwards. I knew she looked familair. I remember her mainly from the “Socratic Method” epsisode from House.
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THANK you for this link, because it’s been getting on my nerves trying to remember why she looked so familiar!
I saw her when she was on Chicago Hope.
[QUOTE=fatgail]
The bajingo is called “the pissflaps”
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That’s no way to talk about the meat curtains.
How exactly does one beat off to a two second shot of a bathrobed ass? I can’t even be sure its an ass from that clip. And how do you time it properly- start beating off when the commercials roll and hope this one comes on at the right time? I used to do this type thing pre-cable/porn, but now I don’t remember, and not with such a brief ambiguous image 
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
And how do you time it properly- start beating off when the commercials roll and hope this one comes on at the right time?
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If you mistime it and stand too close, you might end up coming in Wilford Brimley’s mouth.
[QUOTE=Derleth]
If you mistime it and stand too close, you might end up coming in Wilford Brimley’s mouth.
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mental floss…where is the damn mental floss?..
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
I used to do this type thing pre-cable/porn, but now I don’t remember, and not with such a brief ambiguous image 
[/QUOTE]
Now you’ve got me feeling all nostalgic for 20 Minute Workout.
They did that to Lauren Graham? Die in a fire (collectively), Kellogg.
That is sad. If he really wanted to jerk off to Lauren Graham, he could’ve seen her actually having (well, pretending to have) sex in Bad Santa.
FTR, the OP did not make me LOL.
Er, no. It’s Lauren Graham, like it says in the description itself.
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
Er, no. It’s Lauren Graham, like it says in the description itself.
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Er, no, the voice over is Lauren Graham. The actress is Stacy Edwards.
[QUOTE=LurkMeister]
Now that you mention it, it was the D minor.
Next time I see her, I’ll tell her she needs to get her vagina tuned.
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Just remember, if you pluck D minor you go to D jail.