I want to give a formal apology to the SDMB

You just said this, two hours ago in the thread about blind dates:

I’m simply gonna leave this here. A reminder that you date women just so you can “piss them off and refuse them” and another reminder that you write off entire swaths of humanity (wtf is a “corporate exec” anyway?) based solely on their means of earning their daily bread.

In general, though, people who inform you that they are funny aren’t fucking funny at all. People who are good-hearted don’t go around saying they are; they go around being good hearted. The shittiest parents are inevitably also the ones who command adoring gratitude for how wonderful they are to their offspring.

In other words, people who feel compelled to announce loudly that they ARE something positive … never genuinely possess that characteristic.