That was very moooooving.
I miss iamthecowgodmoo. He was a fine Doper, & a class act. 
I want to be a cow, too.
Then, my friend, you want The Restraunt at the End of the Universe.
They have invented a cow that not only enjoys being eaten but is also quite helpful in picking out the choicest cuts. 
Make your reservations now! 
But if you were a cow, you’d have to deal with people orking you all the time…
They’ll still have to wait until the bull finishes with him…
or should I start calling NCB “her”, in honor of his/her newfound cowness?
Hey - maybe if you were transformed into a cow, you could teach them to wipe!!!
NoCowBoy. That sorta…changes several levels of that name, doesn’t it? :dubious:
But, when it comes down to it, aren’t we al already cows? Really?
You appear to be a stuttering cow.
Of course, NCB, you would just have to start up this thread right when I’m in the middle of reading Myth-ion Improbable (Robert Asprin)…
(in which Skeeve and Aahz are having an adventure in Kowtow, a dimension filled with vampire cows).
A cow? Let me give you a tip… 
Got milk?
<anime joke> He ain’t stutterin’, he’s jest bebopin’, man! </anime joke>
Finally! Something to get Bananaphone out of my head!
Well, as long as we’re posting CowFlash…
I’m a cow, can’t you see,
That I live in the country?
Moooo, I’m a cow.
One of those ‘cows with a mission’ like on the Dairylea cheese ads?
“Cows, what will they think of next?”
Um…incidentally, that’s not entirely worksafe…
The “I’m a cow” link, I mean. Damn Dopers cutting in between my posts! shakes hoof in air