I would like to shoot many people at excite.com

Well, yeah, but how many of us here are threatening or even saying it’s ok to threaten to shoot people?

Aside from myself, admitting that I (essentially) was impressed that you’re

pro-gun, (as am I), no one here has even espoused an opinion one way or the other about actual guns, and the only thing so far that’s been said about shooting somebody or even threatening to is that

NO one here would do it, even want to do it

It’s not ok to actually threaten such actions

No such actions have been threatened.

That’s what I see anyway- YMMV

I think that while that’s true as far as it goes, it’s a bit more complicated, but

I’m game!
:smiley:

Well then! Smooches all 'round!

Uh-uh. No kissing until those two weirdos who came in with Inor leave. Hey, Inor, can’t you send them to McDonalds or something? Give 'em 20 bucks or something…Me? I ain’t got 20 bucks. You brought 'em, you get rid of 'em.

[plaintive, shading beautifully into whiny]
DUUUUUUUDE!?[/plaintive]

:smiley:

What, are you complaining?
plants a big, deep one on DDG to shut him up
unless he’s a she :eek: In that case, uhm, sorry, I don’t swing like that! :smiley:

‘nother deep one for inor, ‘cause he’s grinnin’ like he’s beggin’

Whew! Keep this up and I’ll be the newest board floozy! :wink:

now I’m all sticky

::gently tosses a friendly warm goopa goopa doll at relic and eyes DDG askancely and warily with thunderous brow. (well, that’s cu I only got one brow. it goes all the way across my close-set eyes…)::

(all innocence, with fluttery eyelashes) All sticky? from what?

Speaking of what… what the hell is a

Huh???

You little floozy- to address your questions:

:smiley:
[sub]just, you know, stickkkky…all innocence, fluttery eyelashes…my dyin ass[/sub]

and

2nd query: now you’re all sticky…

[sub]never let it be said, yea, verily, that inor took his and left the her high and dry…[/sub]

Are we being allowed to smooch inor?

Really?

Can I join in? Pleeeeeeeeease?

bats eyes at inor

pretty, pretty please?

OH! Oh, my…

Back off, Medea, he’s mine!

Well, okay. You can smooch him if you must…

you guys? y’know, don all the eye things?

well, I gotta go be in the bathroom for a while…
yah, i gotta, um, regrate the tile

or something like that…wait, wait, i know, I gotta go do some re-writes on my research paper on germanium polynomials, yah, see, and I only can do that in the bathroom, um, cuz that’s where my calculator is. Plus, if I wanna spit, well, there’s the terlit, right there. not that i’m spitting. in any way.

[sub]o god i love getting smooched. i even like to say ‘smooch.’ smooched, smooches, smooching, smoochysmoochy. yup, it’s off to see the bathroom, the wonderful bathroom with it’s roll of toilet paper[/sub]

I almost said

‘sliderule’…

:sigh: i need an excorcist…

relic, I respect you. But he was mine first. Just have to point it out. I’m okay with it, he can be yours too, but he was mine first.

That said, where is the darling?

[sub]here. in the bathroom…

Wanna share him, Medea?

Quick! You hold him down, and I’ll lock the bathroom door! :smiley: This’ll be fun!

And now we have a friggin’ chat room. Lovely.

Oh you kid…

[sub]sharing? sharing is good…[/sub]

:wink:

you forgot
[crusty ol but really soft hearted guy in the movies voice]
your text
[/voice]
:smiley:

One last thing, then this thread can die…

Yo! inor! Over here!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=61002