If I passed the audition at little*bit’s bachelorette party, I’m available for stripping.
I can be father of the bride. I was going to pretend to be her father at the Dallas DopeFest on Saturday if she attended. Just so we could get her something to drink. I may not want to give her away, though.
Jim
oh, how sweet! i’m flattered. Now, should i get married before or after dinner on saturday?
Better make it after dinner. We need to talk. He’s a Redskin’s fan. It’s one thing to not be a Cowboy’s fan, but it’s something else entirely to be a Redskin’s fan.
Jim
true, i guess… i’m just not interested in football at all, no team preferences… besides… aren’t i the greater heathan, disliking the cowboys while living in dallas?
I don’t think there is a greater heathen than a Redskin’s fan.
Jim
Hey, I’m a Reverend (really!)–can I officiate?
evilbeth OF COURSE!!!
Best wishes to both of you.
If you are having a virtual shower, here is a virtual toster I found.
Ummmm… I was a ring bearer when I was 4… I am going to be a best man this spring… Can you choose me for something? I need the experience… and weddings are GREAT places to meet desperate women. 
Especially when your a desperate man!!!
okay, you the ring bearer Whammo.
know what i just noticed? i making all the freaking plans!! where’s iampunha??!! he better help with this wedding or he gets NO right to complain. 
Great… the ring bearer… thanks… I’ll TRY not to trip… :rolleyes: …the babes will dig me for sure…
Virtual congratulations, you two! 
::tosses rose petals at the newly virtually-engaged::
Well, since I am officiating, I am going to take Wildest Bill’s advice (you very rarely see those words!!) and require that the two of you undergo counseling.
Each of you must first answer these questions:
#1–If the virtual baby begins virtually crying, who will virtually drag his/her tired ass out of bed and virtually feed it?
#2–Both sets of virtual in-laws want you to visit at virtual holiday time. Who do you virtually visit and how did you determine this?
#3–It is the end of the month and the virtual electric bill is due, the virtual kids need new virtual shoes for virtual school and the virtual car is in bad need of new virtual tires–you only have enough virtual money to do two of them. Which two do you virtually do and why?
#4–The virtual dog just ate the neighbor’s virtual cat. Who goes next door and virtually explains and apologizes?
Please respond with your answers ASAP. From your individual answers, I will determine if you qualify for a virtual marriage license.
Another virtual marriage…I think I’m gonna cry. <sniffle.
MysterEcks,
SDMB Chief Crybaby
i think we can work with it, once we get a house.
Here’s a nice house for you guys! Now you have some place to put all your stuff!
Palmyra,
Guys don't make wedding plans. If they did, there would be more ceremonies performed in bars by guys who became ministers in some attempted tax dodge. There would be a bar there already, and you could get pizza delivered for the reception.