Ha, no thanks. Fuggedaboudid.
Ok… this was funny up to a point. Now its not. I’m not interested in sitting here writing something like that.
This has just taken the joke a step too far for my liking so I’m bowing out now.
Thanks guys but no thanks - this lady doesn’t do tricks like some performing dog. Ain’t gonna happen - ever.
Sorry, RH. No one thought of you as a performing dog. I thought you were playing along, as an equal.
And, I apologize to everyone else for messing up the game.
Yeah. They’re slower than marmots and calmer than badgers.
Sheesh and no one noticed that I mentioned the mouse
Sorry, flybynight. I think I killed it. I didn’t mean to do that, either.
I wouldn’t give up my furry kids for anything or anyone. You want me? Then you get 3 cats and 2 dogs! Thank goodness my husband likes animals…
I wouldn’t do anal or oral as IMO they are for his benefit, not mine [although one guy suggested I’d been with the wrong sort of men!]
Cut my hair, or do anything about the pubic area [a Brazillian - *uck off mate!]
Anymore than just me ‘n’ him
Girl on girl - so he can watch [puhlease! would he do boy on boy so I could watch? - would I even want to :eek:]
Sex with any one else so he could watch - ditto previous parenthesis
Get rid of a pet
I’m not sure about the old pals of the opposite sex, would I be happy if my SO had a lot of gal pals?
betray who am, betray my dreams, tell everyone who i really am