Hint: Think Arman Tamzarian.
98)Homer-the family was trying to build a pool. Instead they built a barn, and some randome Amish guy pointed it out to them
- Homer’s brain after Homer finds a twenty dollar bill, but is disappointed when it wasn’t the peanut he was looking for.
Homer, when trying to stop the meltdown, after looking in a manual.
Wiggum, after being told about a quarter pounder with cheese in 22 short films about springfield.
Homer to Marge, I think it’s after she suggested being nice to her sisters.
Frink, to Grandpa, when berated about his death ray.
Ned, doing a Wiggum impresonation, wh en Hoemr is high.
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That sounds like Homer’s telemarketting scam when he gets ahold of Frink’s autodialer.
No, that was
“For eternal happiness, send $1 to
Happy Dude
742 Evergreen Terrace”
And then later,
“I’nm sorry…if you want to forgive me, send $1 to:
Sorry Dude
742 Evergreen Terrace”
“Sure, I’m flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!”
“above, that store bought drollery”
“Just relax and it’ll come, son”
“You don’t win friends with salad!”
“…let us all bask in television’s warm glowing warming glow.”
“It’s not the money, as much as the feeling that we earned it.”
“There goes the last remaining thread of my heterosexuality.”
For the ones I poster the other day that went unanswered:
- Would you please leave now?
Maitre D’ at upscale bar that Homer wanders into.
- Ehhhh, too far.
Homer, contemplating what to wish for when breaking a wishbone, and realizing that Flanders in his grave is overreaching.
59) Please don’t hurt us.
Woman with baby, in response to a grateful Herb Powell when her chance remark gives him an idea for a new invention.
60) Hey! I invented that!
Inventor of New Coke, reduced to a railroad hobo, defending his invention as not the worst idea before the impractical “Homer” car, which sank Herb’s company.
63) I need blood!
Maggie, after an appearance on Jerry Springer.
64) For a free brochure, send $5 to…
Spokesman for dimoxynil, a miracle breakthrough in hair restoration.
67) “Biker chick”?! Awww…
Milhouse, disappointed by the rub-on tattoo that constitutes his share of the bicycle-decorating kit Bart has just used to trick out his ride.
68) Gentlemen… first gear!
Jimbo, encouraging his fellow bullies to pull away from Bart as they ride away from him uphill on their ten-speeds, after stealing some of his bicycle-decorating accessories.
70) My name is Zweig.
Marge’s psychiatrist, after curing Marge’s fear of flying.
78) Be there and be square.
Costumed announcer (not a KBBL deejay) for Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con.
80) Find a way!
Troy McClure, encouraging Dr. Nick Riviera to offer a better deal during his infomercial, lest the audience hurl more chairs at him.
86) The Dead Sea Scrolls!
Rabbi Krustofsky, guessing the source of the “The Jews are a swinging bunch of people” quote.
90) See you in Hell, brussel sprout!
Bart, hurling a leftover out the window, during a time when garbage collection had been cut off.
91) See you in Hell, dinner plate!
Homer, after practicing skeet shooting with his new gun, administering a coup de grace to a plate that thought it could get away.
Homer, after mistaking Burns’ attempted bribe for a come-on. Was that from the episode where the power plant workers went on strike?
Homer, from the Treehouse of Horror episode with “The Shinnin’”
One of Marge’s sisters, I forget which… after Homer runs by naked?
“This is 'cause I kicked you, isn’t it?”
“If anything you should get MORE possesions. You don’t even have a computer.”
I could be mistaken, but I think both of those are from the episode where the insanity peppers make Homer go on a vision quest. At the very least, the second one is definitely said by his coyote spirit guide.
You’re correct. Homer is running naked out of the bathtub after Bart’s evil Krusty doll attacks him.
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“Let that be a lessen to the rest of you nuts!”
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“Why does everyone run from me?”
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“Nurse it!”
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“Do we sell french fries?”
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“Carla’s daughter work’s in that building.”
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“I call the big one Bitey.”
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“Avert your eyes children, he may take on other forms.”
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“One for Honk please.”
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A. “I don’t know why he doesn’t give it up and go for stretch pants.”
B. “He says the crotch wears out too fast.”
I may or may not have these quotes correct since I’m just going off memory.
Homer, in the Monorail episodes, when Marge tells him that he has a family of possums living in the cabin of the monorail.
Bart’s teacher (well, not anymore!) at the religious school.
The Sea Captain and Akira after Homer becomes a food critic.
Grampa Simpson, working at Krusty Burger.
I think Matt Groening has said that that “Bitey” line is his favorite line from the show.
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92) “Let that be a lessen to the rest of you nuts!”
Said by wiggum, I am fairly sure. Don’t know the episode.
Grandpa, when he is working for krusty burger.
Homer, in the monorail ep, referring to the familt of opposums that live in the monorail closet.
The teacher of the christian school Bart attends for a day after getting expelled from the elementarry school. Also the whacking day episode.
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“You’re homely as a mule’s butt.”
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“I made Bart in my pants.”
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“I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.”
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“Woah, slow down there maestro. There’s a New Mexico?”
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“Uh, no. You’ve got the wrong number. This 9-1…2.”
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“Oh, dear god. Can’t this town go one day without having a riot?”
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“Someone done stoled my wheels.”
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“If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.”
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“This is a crowbar.”
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“Democracy just doesn’t work.”
Grandpa Simpson, in the ep where Lisa enters the Little Miss Springfield contest.
Ralph, though I can’t remember the ep.
Bart to Lisa when he sold his soul
Burns, again, can’t recall the pe.
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105) “Uh, no. You’ve got the wrong number. This 9-1…2.”
Kent Brockman, after a bill to evacuate Springfield is defaeted because of a perverted arts bill tacked on as a rider when a comet is headed towards the city.
I just wanted to add that this exchange is followed by another great line, although posting it would have given away the answer:
“Arr, that’s going to replace the whale in my nighmares!”
“Another one? This stupid country.”