Homer, when he saw that they credited the electric hammer to edison
What I assume is Dr.No, in a delted scene from $pringfield, after Mr.Bond (who lost at blackjack because of homer) asked him to tell his secret plan for world domination.
Bart, making fun of the grad student he stole a pony tail from. I dpn’t recall the rest of the ep, other than it was at a theatre where Lisa made them watch an Afgahni film.
Marge, in the ep I am watching right now, about her hamster (no, guinea pig) and Homer pretends to be a robot for bart.
Smither’s germs, in $pringfield (honestly, far too many quotes are from this ep.)
Bart, when Homer needs to find an anchor of some sort at the behest of someone who is not Batman.
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Rather, it is a chilling tale of conformity gone mad.
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French toast, please.
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Just my bones… and organs!
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Ladies and gentlemen… eh, who’m I kidding, just gentlemen…
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Be there and be square.
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Pi is exactly equal to three!
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Find a way!
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He made it!
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Where’s my burrito?!
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There it is! The thing that makes us respect Bart!
The father of a family on their way to Disney World (I think). The kids are being brats, and he tells them to stop or he’ll turn around. Nelson, in a car beside them (being driven by Bart), leans out the window and hits him on the back of the head, so he turns around and goes back to Winnipeg.
Kent Brockman, describing The Lottery, which doesn’t contain any tips for winning the lottery.
This is Homer describing his injuries while being attacked by some animals. I think this time it was reindeer, but he’s been attacked by so many animals that it’s hard to remember.
First off, Byran Ekers, I think you muist have been watching the same ep I did today.
The annoucher at the robot fights in the same ep about Marge and her guinea pig.
Frink, at a science convention, used to get everyones’ attention when Lisa has a girl bully.
Bart, when the daredevil jumped over the tank with sharks, crocs, and a lion.
Homer, when striking at the power plant (actually, in a flashback to another strike) on how he got a scar. He was demanding the burrito when the snack truck door hit his head.
Same ep as that Marge guinea pig/robot homer ep, when Bart’s friends see his robot.
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He says the tide is turning!
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Danger! My hooks are flailing wildly!
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The Dead Sea Scrolls!
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Make Legs a Manhattan.
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What are you smiling at?
Lisa, as Robbie the robot in Marge’s Lost in Space dream in her fear of flying ep.
Fat Tony to Bart when Bart joins the gang.
Homer, to random guy, at the re-neducation center, whilest letting the hooks do their job.
Grampa Simpson, coming out of a brief coma.
One of the KBBL radio announcers, advertising the Bi-Monthy Science Fiction Convention- BiMonSciFiCon.
The assistant to the president of a Central American nation, misinterpreting a phone message from Bart regarding the Coriolis effect and its effect on toilets.
- ¡Dice que el curso esta cambiando! [He says the tide is turning!]
Los rebeldes ya van a capturar la capital. [The rebels will soon capture the capital]
¡Tengo que huir! [I must flee!]
Bart vs. Australia: when Bart is trying to find out which way the water turns turns in the toilets of various countries, he is misunderstood. That’s one of my all-time favorite Simpsons episodes.
Curse you, mobo! If only I hadn’t previewed!
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See you in Hell! From Heaven.
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See you in Hell, brussel sprout!
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See you in Hell, dinner plate!
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Thank you for coming! I’ll see you in Hell!
I thought it was Marge who said that.
Apu, shooting random pedestrians from the roof of the Kwik-E-Mart.
- Reverend Lovejoy as he storms out of the house with the IRS guy and Homer’s drill instructor after they discover Santa’s Little Helper’s puppies had climbed inside the turkey
Here’s another:
- Bad influence my ass! How many times have I told you never to listen to your mother?!
Marge to Maggie when they are listening to “Who Left the Milk Out?” in the car.
My very first quote remains unanswered. (I fixed the typo.)
Here are a few more.
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“Up yours, children.”
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“Why can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren?”
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“I have a question. You’re crazy!”
Bart to Milhouse, when Milhouse says that his mother won’t let them hang out anymore because Bart is a bad influence.
I really can’t remember the context (and I’ll kick myself when I find out), but I’m certain that would be Principal Skinner.
Homer, when Marge asks him if he’d rather Bart be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a sleazy male stripper.
Time for some contributions of my own…
97) Who’d’ve though a nuclear reactor could be so complicated?
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D’oeth!!
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I can picture the cheese…
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I will hug and kiss poisonous snakes!
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To be honest, the device only has evil applications.
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Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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Alright Simpson! You’re under arrest, see.
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So long, The Simpsons!
Leave your body, Seymour, leave your body!
Actually I need the specific scene as well, since I forgot…