Pretty sure that’s Martin Prince, but not sure the context. (The Camp Krusty episode? The pool episode?)
- “It is a disgrace to my ancestors and my God, but okay.”
Apu, when told to change his name by the Be Sharps manager.
Which eventually lead to ‘By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear that is a lie!’ when asked if he’s an Indian.
Chief Quimby with his tie in a hotdog roller, courtesyof the Quik-E-Mart surveillance cameras.
Showing the long line for “The Itchy and Scratchy Movie” the line is over a draw bridge, and when the bridge is lifted a guy falls into the river. While falling, he said the quote.
All of mine have been correctly identified except for #40.
From Mr. Plow, Homer is describing the $10,000 bill to barney.
"Oh yeah, which presidents on it?
“Uh…all of them, they’re having a party. Jimmy Carter’s passed out on the couch.”
My contributions:
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Hack the bone! HACK THE BONE!!!
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Our residents (shotgun blast) are trying (shotgun blast) to NAP! (shotgun blast)
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Oh great, now I’m upside-down!
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That monkey is going to pay for this.
Professor Frink, after a laboratory mishap that causes him to be late for his segment in 22 Short Films About Springfield, “The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink.”
Lisa, giving tactical advice to a teammate while playing ice hockey (or, as North Americans would call it, hockey).
- Our residents (shotgun blast) are trying (shotgun blast) to NAP! (shotgun blast)-Nursing home attendant when Mr. Burns is trying to kill Grandpa Simpson for the Flying Hellfish treasure.
Lisa, while playing peewee hockey and noticing that Ralph Wiggum has lost a shinguard.
Springfield rest home nurse, expressing her dismay at the attempted machine-gunning of Grampa by a Burns-hired assassin.
Homer, in a toppled portajohn.
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In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!
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Shut up, that’s why!
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Vera said that?!
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Sweet Enola Gay, son! (x2)
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Stop that, Mister Simpson.
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Would you please leave now?
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Is phony degree!
Oops.
Homer, while in the shower of Flanders’ RV, after a sharp turn.
Homer to Lisa, referring to the perpetual motion machine that she built while her teachers were on strike.
Robert Goulet, who got fooled by Bart into performing in his treehouse casino instead of Mr Burns’ Casino.
Goulet - I’d better talk to my manager.
Nelson - Your manager says for you to shut up!
Goulet - Vera said that?!
Another all-time favorite. Homer, yelling about Lisa’s stupid perpetual motion machine after he resolves to help get the kids back in school.
I think it’s the woman’s on ‘The Island’s’ answer to “Why did you think an escape orb would stop him?”
Robert Goulet.
I want to say that’s Col. Leslie “Hap” Hapablap.
Homer, when the teachers go on strike and Lisa builds a perpetual motion machine that goes faster and faster.
Oooh, I bet you thought this was a toughie, huh? Said by the female leader of the Island that Homer escaped from when he found out flu shots were used for mind control. She thoguht a giant bubble (a la The Prisoner) would stop Homer, but he popped it with a plastic fork.
Robert Goulie in $pringfield.
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Col. Hapablap when Sideshow Bob steals a Nuke bomb.
The caretaker of the Springfield Wildlife Refuge to Homer as he is headbutting him, just like Stampy is doing in the background to other elephants. Because some animals, like poeple, are just plain jerks.
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Milosh, star kicker of Springfield U, when he annoucnes he is getting degree in communications in the ep where Bart is a faith healer.
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Ehhhh, too far.
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Please don’t hurt us.
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Hey! I invented that!
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My wife is going to kill me.
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Ho, ho, I’m not falling for that again.
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I need blood!
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For a free brochure, send $5 to…
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Do you even know who I am?
The second “Sweet Enola Gay, son!” is spoken by Sideshow Bob himself, pretending to be Colonel Hapablap.
Scorpio, I think? It’s someone talking to James Bond.
Leonard “weren’t you one of the Little Rascals?” Nimoy.
Professor Frink, after a remote-controlled plane carrying his son flies out a window.
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I’m a grad student! I’m thirty years old and I made $600 last year.
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“Biker chick”?! Awww…
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Gentlemen… first gear!
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Oh, Cinnamon…! It should have been me that chewed through that extension cord!
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My name is Zweig.
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Freemasons run the country!
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Think harder, Dad.
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That’s it! Back to Winnipeg!