If Donald Trump were forced to listen to what you'd have to say; What would you tell him?

The BBQ Pit
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Expensive Diet Coke???

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It will have to be expensive… “the best”… even if it’s just a prop. That’s “Donnie Two-Scoops”.

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I’d just set up a big screen TV and play this on a loop.

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"Donald, I’m sure you’re familiar with the term “Sicilian necktie’?”

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Which is very, very different from a South African necktie, though the end result is the same.

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This is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people . . . .

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As everyone has said, there’s no point In talking to Donald Trump unless you’re going to say something he wants to be true. So I wouldn’t bother.

Instead, I’d put him in the Total Perspective Vortex and gleefully watch his head explode.

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Remember, Mr. Trump. It’s all about you, just like it’s always been. Stick with “me-me-me-me-me” through Election Day.

Thanks.