Dear ladies and gents,
I would like to introduce a friend of mine to you.
By showing him some strange threads I tricked him into signing up to this evil page. (He doesnt know the cults we do yet… psst)
So… maaaaaaaaaay I Introduuuuuce…
Mr… wait… gotta ask him for his username…
pirelan…
fucking h… how did he come up with…
may I introduce … Mr. pirelan.
clap your hands girls and boys
tada
dodgy
I am naked.
Okay - five quid entrance to this thread from now on…
dodgy
As he creeped along the darkened corridor, he felt his spine tingle in anticipation. Froderick Bentley had traveled thousands of miles and survived many close calls in order to reach this ancient Mayan pyramid, deep in the jungles of South America. The dank air that permiated the chlosterphobic chamber filled his lungs. As he neared the half open stone door, he halted. For a moment, fear tugged at him, told him that he must turn around and leave well enough alone. At this very moment in time, he had to make the choice between completing his life long goal, or leaving behind an artifact that lay hidden for two thousand years undisturbed. The sensation of doubt drifted away in the hanging atmosphere, and he passed through the door into the large chamber beyond. Immedietly he laid eyes on his prize…
THE GOLDEN POONY OF PUNTAMAMA!
5 Squid. Right. Lemme just pop down to the fishmonger and I’ll be right back.
Welcome, pirelan. Did you know your name is an anagram for praline?
I take offense at that! Actually no, I never thought that, I always knew it was an anagram for “poony” though.
You would be wise to stop your use of the word “poony” right there, friend?
Unless you weren’t referring to me:)
BD, when are you going to introduce us to your female friends? Please? I gotta get more pics for my wallpaper.
Welcome to Pirelan. And I bet Tasha and I are closer to that free toaster than you are Dodgy.
hyper - the guy I brought here STRIPPED in his very first posting.
That should get me a toaster!
dodgy 