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Red Leicester
No, mine! 
Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
Three Heads
Sir Robin’s Minstrels.
princess consuela banana hammock
Herman Rodrigues
Secret Agent Pantomime Horse
You’ve Got No Arms Left.
A Sort of Idealized Version of the Complete Renaissance Man
Completely Different. As in “Now for something …”
Pantomime Horse
The Dead Parrot
or
The Knight Who Says Ni!
Unsuccessful Encyclopedia Salesman
The Amazing Kargol (and Janet)
(perfect sock name for recently dearly departed poster) Bloody Peasant
Ron Higgins: Professional Cardinal Richelieu Impersonator!
“AndNowThis”