Lemon Curry?
Not An African Swallow, TMP
Would you lend me some money if I changed my name to The Poet McTeagle?
Mr. Pither
*That’s Pither, as in brotherhood, except “pi” instead of a “bro” and no “hood”.
Vince Snetterton-Lewis
Arthur Name, “Name By Name But Not By Nature,” I Always Say
I already have one. I was dubbed Sir Not-Appearing-In-This- Alphabet or NAITA for short. [oft repeated additional explanation deleted]
Stig O’Tracey
Blancmange
Ken Buddha: A Smile, Two Bangs, And A Religion
The Colonel
Here’s a whole group of names that I don’t think have been mentioned yet:
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith
Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris
Nigel Incubator-Jones
Gervaise Brook-Hampster
Oliver St. John-Mollusc, Harrow and the Guards
All so lovely, but I think I’d prefer Vivian since it is such a perfect British man’s name.
See the OP, please.
Maybe I’ll be A Scotsman with Nae Trews.
Minister For Silly Walks
What, The Curtains?
Mr. Samuel Brain-Sample
Our Lord John Cleese, The Comic Messiah.
Garnished with Lark’s Vomit
Cat Detector
Alduce Me To Introlow Myself