If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be....

Already picked!

Lemon Curry?

Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pop pop) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol)( ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith

A Man Armed With A Banana

On second thought, I want “Majestic Møøse” instead. It has nice alliteration.

Minister of Missing Avatar.

Lumberjack

The Given Lupin

Doesn’t anyone want “Wat’ry Tart”?

My second choice was Eric the Half-A-Bee.

Wrong poll, pt-That was the vote for my title, not my name.

Cyril Connolly

Ken Clean-Air System

Brave Sir Robin

Colin “Chopper” Mozart, Ratcatcher

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Hamster-Elderberry hybrid

European Swallow.

A Shrubbery

Not much fun in Stalingrad

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No Ordinary Rabbit**
But I think this is the winner: