Brian of Nazareth.
The oldest bookmark I own.
Mrs Nigger-Baiter
(I always wanted to get Pitted) 
Cardinal Fang
Albatross!
Eric the half a bee
Ron Vibbentrop
Incontinentia Buttocks
** A Møøse once bit my sister…**
Supt. Harry “Snapper” Organs of Q Division
Real Dad
While playing the MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a few weeks ago, I ran into a character with that name. She was delighted when I told her that I recognized the reference (very few people in the game did, apparently).
Mine would be Norwegian Blue, and my custom title would be Pining For The Fjords. Or maybe, Not Dead, Just Resting.
Toilet Requisit-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-te
Realli?
Realli!
She got better, though.
I wasn’t expecting that!
(This thread is the BEST!)
My name would be You’re No Fun Anymore or Argument Clinic
Adolf Hilter
Raymond Luxury Yacht
Already picked:
My Mother was a Hamster
SocratesScores
(btw., he was offside…)