If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be....

A Shrubbery.

Bruce, noice to meetcha! Mind if I call you Bruce? Less confusing…

Charles Dikkens, the famous Dutch author

Adding one more option: There is no rule six!

Cardinal Biggles

Fair enough…

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

Less Stroppy

Not Dead Yet

I Fart in Your General Direction

Maurice Zatapathique

Deirdre

Some friends of ours - last name Jackson, bought a new house a year or 2 ago. When we went to look at it, I couldn’t believe the backyard actually contained TWO sheds!

Oddly, they did not share my hilarity. :rolleyes:

Would that be Deirdre Pewtey? A lovely name …

Mangoes in Syrup

Knickerless Knickleby

The Big Cheese

Mrs. S.C.U.M.

Mr. Apricot

Penguin on the Telly

I have two sheds, but my name’s not Jackson.

My Python name? uh… how about Angus Podgorny.