Wemsleydale.
Not to be confused with
Wensleydale
Mr Neutron
A Vewy Gweat Fwiend in Wome
I was going to say:
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
But now I’m just shortening my username to see post #44.
dammit, I was late to this thread 
Reg Llama of Brixton
Mr Balfour (your leg is so swollen)!
(naughty) Zoot
Sir Not-appearing-in-this-thread.
Not an Individual
Lemming of the BDA
I suspect that Gay Boys In Bondage might get nixed by the mods. Never mind that it was written by William Shakespeare.
No, It’s a Sandal!
Ron Obvious
I’m Brian and So Is My Wife
Teddy Salad
Wait for It…
Very Naughty Boy
(cough, hack) Uh, Shabby…Ken Shabby
Roger the Shrubber