If Kim Il-sung was the "Great Leader" and Kim Jong-il was the "Dear Leader" . . .

“Britney.”

I mean, “the August Leader, Morning Star, Captain of the Ship that is Earth.”

but, “Britney.”

Its just been announced: he’s being referred to as Supreme Leader.

That means* Everything *is on that bifurcated penis. And a 2-litre Coke comes with it free on Wednesdays.

Judging from his portly body, I’d go for Supreme Eater myself. That one is apparently no stranger to the feed bag.

Beloved W Leader

No way. That title is taken.

Maybe they’ll promote Kim Jong-il to a new title: Leader of the Pack.

Because now he’s gone.

Nobody saw what coming?

If he is Supreme leader is that like a taco bell thing? He comes with a helping of sour creme?

How may eucalyptus leaves does he eat per day? They must be SUPER fattening