…porrige?
Porrige is hard on the hair.
The Waqy of Bushido is…
if you are not for us then you are against us.
If you leave me now…
…I shall not seek a restraining order.
The Old Guard dies, but it never…
…dyes.
Diamonds are a girl’s…
…temporary diversion while you RUN, man!
I may have been born at night…
favorite reason for getting married, then divorced.
The grass is always greener on…
and have fangs and a pale complexion but really I am not a vampire.
Just because everybody else is doing it…
…gives you an excellent opportunity for blackmail photos.
One good turn…
against the light, while talking on your cell, smoking, and munching on a Big Mac will result in a massive pile up during rush hour.
If you can’t see the forest…
…LSD.
…it’s because you’re blind.
Men are from Mars…
and we’re going to blow up the Earth. It blocks our view of Venus.
A son is a son until he takes a wife…
…then he’s just another miserable SOB who has to listen to his wife & mother bitch about each other.
The squeaky wheel…
…is gonna make me murder that fuckin’ gerbil.
The quality of mercy is…
pretty damn bad if you piss off the judge
Starve a fever…
And claim the dingoes ate your baby.
Well, you can do what you want, but don’t step…
…in the doggie doo doo.
You can’t always get…
even, but you can alwats get odd.
How to make friends and …
other exciting scientific experiments, by Baron Victor von Frankenstein.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and…
…shit is poo.
The name’s Bond…
…Gold Bond medicated foot powder, stops the itching and burning.
Ads for this fucking crap play all the time on talk radio here in the US
With great power comes great…