It’s about shooting as many baddies as possible.
I’m a little teapot…
…at least, that’s what the voices in my head tell me.
So this is Christmas…
…where are my bloody presents???
The best things in life are …
…too damn expensive
Like a…
…Ike. Eisenhower’s posthumous bid for candidacy.
Jesus wants me for…
… the staring role in “Death of Mel Gibson”
A real man is hard to …
…lift because he’s all heavy and the sweat is making it slippery work.
Death is just a natural part of…
…being shot in the face with a shotgun.
WARNING: Objects in mirror may…
…be uglier than first imagined.
Talk is cheap…
…look ugly, if they’re you.
If I had a dollar for every time…
Dammit!
Unless you’re on 1-900-SEX-CHAT.
If I had a dollar for every time…
… someone simuposted on the SDMB, I’d be a billionare.
(Just a thought to go with the OP question
If life gives you lemons and a banana then you’re a boy, if it gives you mellons then you’re a girl.)
There once was an ugly …
Doper. He had an idea for a thread entitled “If life gives you lemons…”
Ich bin eine…
Berlinen! (sp?)
When all else fails…,
…
do a search on the Straight Dope.
Hear no evil, see no evil…
but do evil often.
Let not your heart be troubled…
. . .take your digitalis.
Jack fell down and . . .
Jack fell down and . . .
He can’t get up!
Fourscore and seven years ago our forefathers…
. . . fondled their foreskins.
And Jill came . . .
(I’m really not trying to make this thread obscene. Honest!)
and filed a lawsuit against those idiots who decided to build the well uphill.
Who’s been sleeping in my…