…keep thine hands.
This little piggy…
…is delicious when barbecued
The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is…
…is classified until a leak to the media forces the government’s hand.
[Sergeant Shultz] "I see nothink! I hear nothink!..[/Sergeant Shultz]
42, as everyone knows.
if it ain’t broke…
If ain’t broke…sell it on ebay! 
If life gives you scraps…
…use them as a distraction to kick Life in the nuts and steal his TV.
The devil makes work for…
…lawyers. Lots O’ lawyers!
Life is but as Stage, and all the Men and Women upon it merely…
… are movie actor wanna-be’s.
Open mouth. Insert…
Big Macs three times a day and you’ll die young.
When push comes to shove…
…pull out yo’ nine an’ cap his ass.
Alas, poor Yorick…
…he fell into a well, and didn’t stop screaming for days.
I’ve got a lovely…
…collections of human skeletons, just don’t tell the cops.
The pot calling…
collect again.
Don’t put all your eggs…
Sitting on a wall - remember what happend to Humpty Dumpty!
If you’re Irish…
… 
… … …
Two wrongs don’t make…
…you a bad person. Unless you happen to be in Great Debates or the Pit, then you’re kinda screwed.
Old soldiers don’t die…
. . . they just get misplaced in the veterans’ hospital.
That dog won’t . . .
poo on it’s own lawn.
More chins that a
assuming that’s supposed to More chins than a…
Chinese family reunion.
The thrill of victory, the agony of…
…morning after.
It’s not about winning…