…until your married, and then it’s all the bride’s.
Remember, remember…
…her name, because she’s gathering up her clothes and looking quite offended.
My goodness, Grandmother! What big…
…bank accounts I ha-, I mean you have. Where’s that damn woodsman?
You can choose your friends, but…
never turn you back on them or tell them your PIN number.
Children should be seen…
…no closer than 1000 yards to Michael Jackson, under penalty of law.
Where there is a will…
…there’s a gold-digger.
Fighting ignorance since 1973…
I still go by my first answer some pages back:
…You’re stupider than we thought.
But let’s have a new one as well:
…I’ll never make a drunken bet again. :smack:
What you give…
… should be what you don’t want fool.
Do not feed…
…me that wafer thin mint, I will explode. Oh but eet is waffer-theen
One small step for (a) man…
… it’s 35 years of conspiracy theories.
We will fight them on the…
…bitches, we shall fight on her handy mounds, we shall fight from the front and in the rear, we shall never surrender.
Life’s a bitch and then…
Chimpy, what’s going on? Is this not proof enough that the Doping world has mysteriously vanished. Why, we may start ending post without finishing our sen-
You fall in love and it gets 100 times worse.
If you can’t do the time…
Don’t do Martha Stewart. Oh, Lord, I’m going to heck in a handbasket…
All’s fair in love and…
the White House.
If ya can’t beat 'em…
if you believe that, you’ll believe anything!
Half a loaf is better than…
half a loaf is better than pinching a loaf.
The Lord Works In…
A small bakery just a block or so from my house. I swear!
Ich bin ein…
…banker’s hours.
Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night…
(sorry)
…kanadische Schwul; willst du bumsen mit mir?
Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night…
…rhyme with “orange.”
To thine own self…