I just love a man in uniform.
If at first you don’t suceed
… put down that beer, sober up, THEN try again.
All I want for Christmas is…
…a decorative montage of my enemies’ testicles.
Plus ça change…
[using Babelfish]…les plus que vous don’t réalisez et regardez un idiot.
Translation: The more things change…the more you don’t realise and look like an idiot.
There is no ‘i’ in…
The list of people who are interested in whom you have f*cked (I once said this to someone).
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay…
(Hey, I did that one!)
…I just found pics
Of a boy whore banging Stockwell Day.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow…
and then the dental appointment :eek:
It will all turn out right in …
…my dreams. But then I wake up.
A stitch in time…
really messes up the continuum.
good things come…
good things come to those who go shopping.
too many cooks…
…use inappropriate knives for cutting tomatoes.
I’m a little teapot…
…so, before I release my steam, you better make me hot.
Vini! Vidi!..
Italian word!
or
“Vici! Veni, vidi, vici! Sorry, Patti, looks like we’re stuck forever.”
A rolling stone gathers…
…fewer and fewer groupies every damn tour.
There’s no fool like…
…those from the middle ages.
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam. Lovely Spam, Wonderful…
…Wonderful e-mail reeform legislation to eliminate spam!
YO-HO-HO and a bottle of…
aaaairr2! it’s emp2tzy! <hiccup>
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…
…too bad the beer is supervised by Haliburton. 15 or so bottles of beer on the wall. Or not.
DAMMIT SPOCK! I’m a doctor, not a…
…low paid, 60’s actor on a highly influential science fiction program!
[Beatles] We all live in a…
…housing project that had its funding cut.
To thine own self…