The nearest large body of water and jump in.
One step forward…
…a lot of things really. Exploding into a great mist of manguts is a good reason I think.
…is not the ethos of landmine disposal.
For every action there is…
PUNISHMENT
It’s better to be poor and happy than…
Dead in a ditch somewhere.
There are more things in heaven and earth…
It is better to be poor and happy than…
Poor and scabrous, all things considered
one for the money…
that can be had for under a dollar.
Revenge is a dish best…
skin deep, and for birds not even that. Did you ever see a nude bird?
… with fava beans and a fine Chianti.
Love is in the …
…dictionary between “loutish” and “lowbrow.”
I never met a man…
… in a wet dream.
It’s now or never…
It’s now or never…
…and no matter how long you wait, it will always be “now” when you decide to finally do it.
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house…
… there were booby traps and trip wires, because that fat bastard didn’t bring me those Rock’em Sock’em Robots last year.
In the event of a water landing …
Hmmm, and Iuv to suck lemons. What does that say 'bout me!?
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… you should probably reconsider taking up a carreer in stair designing.
When come back bring …
the money ya owe me, ya cheap bastard.
All the world’s a stage…
…so get to dancing you lazy oaf!
All I want for Christmas is…
and there’s always a trapdoor in the middle for you to fall through.
Every journey begins with…
…a mandatory trip to the bathroom.
When you set out on revenge… (always dig 2 graves – Chinese proverb)
Make sure you’re better armed than your opponent.
The rain in spain falls…
…and becomes a weak acid due to airborne pollutants.
My captain, my captain…