prozac there’d be dead bodies buried all over my backyard.
“All the world loves…”
…Low-interest bank account with overdraft.
Not that I’m criticising Annie but preview is your friend. 
…this crippling depression I’d be a happy man.
You’re too fast, swampy.
…The Fonz.
A rose by any other name would…
…my bubbly personality.
Some days, it’s just not worth it to…
… still be a dead Kennedy.
When God shuts a door…
Here ya go, bob:
…be Superman.
…he turns on the gas as well.
We shall fight them on the…
…orders of the President
He who fights and runs away…
…will get his ass court-martialed.
An ounce of prevention…
…means never having to hear “I’m pregnant”.
FEE FIE FO…
TWOO WUN… BLASTOFF!!!
“We hold these truths to be self evident…”
… all men are created to serve ME.
From the Halls of Montezuma …
we will get our revenge.
“Send in the clowns…”
Comes the insanity of Monty Python
A Bush in the hand…
…we launch the water balloons and custard pies at dawn. (well I thought it was funny)
…is like Blair by the balls.
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is…
[qoute=nocturnal_tick]The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is…
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Hold your Club with both hands at all times.
Sticks and Stones may…
…no running in the halls.
Every dark cloud has…
…in an emergency, always remember rule #1.
To be, or…
Damn!
… a whole hell of a lot of rain in it.
To be, or…
…break my bones, cause internal bleeding, hemorrages, coma and death.
…to pee? That is the question.
In case of fire, proceed to…
a direct panic screaming “We’re all gonna Die!” as you go.
When approaching a railroad crossing…
…speed up to make sure you’ll beat the train!
I’d rather fight than…