…I start to wonder why the hell I’m walking, and bolt into a run. (apologies to Woody Allen)
Love means never having to say…
…CRY HAVOC, AND UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR!!!
Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your…
hard earned cash so the country can run up a gazillion dollar national debt it will never repay.
“When in the course of human events…”
Virginal daughters. The Whole Lot!
All for one and one for…
it’s necessary to have sex as often as possible.
the road.
“Now is the time for all good men to…”
… proceed directly to Draelin’s house, possibly stopping for flowers, chocolates, wine and condoms.
There are more things in heaven and earth …
than are offered for sale on ebay (I think!).
Double bubble, toil and…
… forget this. I’m OUTTA HERE.
Neither a borrower nor a lender…
…can escape the clutches of the IRS.
Rain, rain, go away…
… I’m wearing my new suede pumps.
I scream, you scream …
…after recalling our supressed “Michael Jackson” abuse memories under hypnosis.
OOOok-lahoma!
Where…
…Ain’t it fun to be a masochist???
In the end, there can be only…
where the stench of cattle sweeps across the plain!
“Don’t leave me this waaaay…”
…my ego.
Today is a good day to…
… How will I explain the sheep and the chocolate pudding if the neighbors find me tied up here?
… chop off your own leg with a chainsaw, because your medical insurance runs out at midnight. (Okay, that was morbid.)
Give me liberty or …
…another Jeep in a comparable price range.
If it’s too loud, you’re too…
vote for Bush!
A bird in the hand is worth two in the…
… close to the damned speaker, you fool!
It’s no use crying over …
the ocean. Your tears just get dissolved in the water.
You know what they say about people with…
too much money - they’re all unhappy and should allow me to suffer in their gilded place.
If it weren’t for…