…post it in The Pit.
Look before you…
…and you’ll miss out on what’s going on behind you.
An ounce of prevention…
but some solutions don’t solve any problems.
If someone offers to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge…
…hold out for the Florida swampland, too.
If everyone else is going to jump from your shiny new bridge…
See if you can get them to toss in the Holland Tunnel; it’s a matched set.
Those who cannot do,
Hm. Well, THAT didn’t work. Let’s try…
Make sure they sign responsibility waivers first.
Fools rush in…
…to work having forgotten to put on a clothes first.
One for sorrow, two for joy,
three for a Girl, four for a boy,
five for …
sexists who can’t scan either (nothing personal, Bippy, just fits).
It’s always darkest just before…
…the sh^t hits the fan.
FORWATD BARBARIANS! ON TO…
… the next Conan movie!
One Fish, Two Fish…
…redshift, blueshift
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards…
… because you’ll get five to fifteen if you touch that Hermione girl.
One if by land…
…but $50 for water sports.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
Now to get my wife’s panties back in the drawer…
You must remember this, a kiss is but a…
…cause for impeachment.
The state has no business in the…
…Colombian drug trade.
Fool me once, shame on you…
“A bird in hand…”
…is better than a bird overhead
“early to bed, early to rise…”
…makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
…because you won’t live to get a second chance.
This above all: to thine own self…
…sing softly, in a sinister manner.
'Tis a far, far better thing I do today…
…than what I’ll be doing tonight. Twice, and once tomorrow morning.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…