find yourself at the wrong end of the queue.
Good fences make…
…hating your neighbors that much easier.
What light through yonder window breaks…
Bloody kids with fireworks!!
If wishes were horses…
…I would wish for oats a lot more often.
Absence makes the heart…
…go yonder.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you…
but cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about.
Just wait until your father…
comes home late, drunk after having spent his paycheck at the horse track, then you’ll see a fight.
When you give someone a smile…
…you usually do not expect to be assulted with a tire iron.
When in Rome…
…Do not ask for directions to the Eiffel Tower.
In space, no-one can hear you…
…which make it the perfect place to take up the accordian.
I shot an elephant in my pajamas…
…but I still got the stain out with new, improved BRAGH! fabric cleanser!
Clothes make the…
. . . mannequin.
A fool and his money . . .
…man able to walk down the street without getting arrested.
…are often seen in Las Vegas.
In one hand, and out…
in one hand, and out, in one hand, and out, in one hand and out, ooooh yeeeeaaaaaaaaah…ummmmmmmm ummmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
The words of a wise man…
…are frequently useless to the situation that you’re in.
It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that…
…little something I like to call “Tequila happy-juice.”
Is it happy hour time yet?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took…
…my neighbor’s El Camino.
Remember Pearl…
…she was the girl with the curl.
Forgive me, father…
Forgive me father, for I know just what I’m doing. But it feeeeels sooooooo gooooood.
It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught a band to …
…invest wisely in negotiable debentures.
VIVA EL SUPREMO! VIVA GENERALISSIMO BLANKA! VIVA…