{BANG !!!} … VIVA GENERLISSIMO NIGRA!
She sells sea shells …
…Until the taxes get to be too much for her business.
All that is gold…
…is MINE!!
Once more, into the breech, good friends, once…
…I have a couple more drinks, then it’s unto the breach, guys, I promise. For real this time.
Four legs good…
…six legs better.
Elvis has left…
Elvis has left eye dominance
Experience is what you have…
after your first date.
He who fights and runs away…
…tends to obtain the nickname “Wussy Boy”.
Nothing ventured…
… Is written on my tombstone.
Old macdonald had a farm…
…But he forgot to get the song rights to it.
By the pricking of my thumbs…
…I inflect pain on myself needlessly.
For a good time, call…
the number shown on-screen. Only £1 per minute. Minimum charge £5.
Two swallows doesn’t make…
for a good time… but it certainly helps. 
Wise men say, only fools rush in, but I can’t help…
. . . my son with his math anymore, and he’s only in 4th grade!
Once bitten, twice . . .
…given tetanus shots
By Grabthar’s hammer…
…are the rest of Grabthar’s tools.
Ain’t misbehavin’, just saving all my love for…
Pecan Danish, Chocolate muffins, and …PIE!!
Pride goes before …
…“prie,” but after “prid” in the dictionary.
Music has charms…
… on this really cute bracelet!
Oh when the saints …
… go Satanist, oh when the Saints go Satanist.
So here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson…