heaven knows it was about time you paid for a round.
Everything comes to those who…
…if it weren’t for you, Jackie would never have had the courage to play Major League Baseball.
Hello, darkness, my old friend…
…Have enough storage space.
…how was the trip to Bermuda?
It’s the time of the season for…
Time for the vampires to come out for a drink. Watch out, here comes Buffy!!!
Money doesn’t grow on …
…plants, no matter what your Colombian contacts say to the contrary.
…parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Getting strong now…
Jeez, when did you last change those sweaty socks!
Honesty is the best …
. . . way to piss off a woman in a dressing room.
It’s a long way to the top . . .
…so get on my shoulders, it’ll be quicker that way.
When a man loves a woman…
she’d better be over the age of consent.
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time…
before I kiss a frog and it turns into a handsome prince.
There’s many a slip twixt…
…chair and podium.
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar…
and read my new bestseller about overcoming cancer.
Money doesn’t grow on …
…trees, but can’t they get paper from trees anyway? 
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not…
let any of his party members get below 1/4th of their max HP, or they might get killed before you can heal them.
He who would sacrafice liberty for temporary security deserves…
Exactly what he gets! You hear me, Mr. Ashcroft??!!!
When you can keep your wits about you when all others are losing theirs…
…then and only then can you post in Great Debates.
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…
the teeth of one of them tree huggin’ hippies!
Every rose must have its…
Thorny past, exquisite present, and droopy future.
You can catch more flies with honey than…
. . . than you can with a fishing rod.
Every dog has . . .